racingbarakarts:

I’m trying to enjoy my lunch and my annoying-ass coworker who always hits on women and doesn’t take no for an answer, despite looking identical to big Ed, came in and is loudly smacking down a burrito. Like he is slobbering and slurping. It’s fucking disgusting, I hate him so much

HES EATING OUR BOSS’S BIRTHDAY CAKE WHAT THE FUCK. OUR BOSS HASNT EVEN SEEN IT YET