I’m still constantly thinking about that advertisement my French friend sent me that was made by the country of France to advertise tourism to Phoenix arizona during the summer. The main parts of the ad were this:

-go hiking and see beautiful views (showing a video of the Grand Canyon, which is not in Phoenix. And they didn’t have water)

-Go to downtown to see how the Wild West started (a video of old town Scottsdale. The people are even taking pictures in front of the Scottsdale sign)

-See the MIM! (This one was valid)

-enjoy the weather as you relax by Lake Pleasant (man made lake that smells like ass, and the weather in question is 120°F)

-ends with text that says to visit Phoenix, AZ to experience the true west (huh)

Like surely that ad is the reason that so many French tourists die here during the summer. That can’t be safe to tell those lies