Me, on the phone with my mom: yeah I set up the heater. Is there anything else?

My mom: not that you need to do, but we did move the blankets.

Me: oh whe-

My husband, sleep talking: hey

Me: oh hey

My husband: what pattern are you using?

Me: you’re sleep talking

My mom on the phone: what did he say?

Me: he asked what pattern I was using. I think in his dream we are doing crafts right now

My husband, angrily: yeah we are. And it’s a whole lot of fun