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    Husband is sleep talking again, you know the drill:...Me: *grabs my water bottle, which...
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Husband is sleep talking again, you know the drill:

Me: *grabs my water bottle, which makes a noise*

My husband: *sits up*

Me: oh I’m sorry, did that wake you?

Him: no, but that’s a good idea

Me: what’s a good idea?

Him: selling used fans.

Me: used fans??

Him: yeah. We can sell then while we clean them

Me: while we clean them? What do you “while”?

Him: well I guess we can sell them after, but I think I’ll sell them as I clean them

Me: okay. That’s okay I guess

Him: goodnight

07 March 2021 at 1:04 AM
# I can guarantee he will not remember one word of this tomorrow