racingbarakarts:

Writing this down so I can show my husband later:

He said to wake him up if I experience any severe pain, so he can help. I woke him up and this is how it went:

Me: my gums are swollen over my teeth and it feels like my head is splitting open. I’m taking my dose early.

Him: well that’s fine but can you wait a bit? I just bought this graphics card and I don’t want it to bend.

Me: what? Are you awake?

Him: yeah I’m awake.

Me: prove it. Where are we right now?

Him: in our bedroom

Me: then where did you buy the graphics card?

Him: the library. Now let’s go, the computer over there just opened up. Let’s hop on it.

Me: we are not at the library

Him: what. *looks around* I know, this is our apartment

Me: then why did you say we are at the library?

Him: um…I think we are having two different conversations right now.

Me: yeah. Go back to the library, I gotta deal with this

Him: okay *falls back asleep*

He just woke up and I had him read this. He asked, “oh, did I tell you what games I was gonna play with the new graphics card?”