racingbarakarts:

Making spaghetti and for some reason my mom took the spaghetti spoon and almost all utensils in the house to Mexico so I boil the water then burn my hand while trying to push the noodles down. After that I start the sauce and decide to add some chopped up tomatoes I saw in the fridge earlier. I go to grab the tomatoes, and the jar of salsa that I guess was on top of the bag fell over and glass shattered everywhere. I get glass in my foot while cleaning and I’m trying to keep all 4 dogs from eating glass. Finally I clean up the spill and reach for the tomatoes. I add about 5 in my sauce before I realized they’re watermelon 😫 man I need to go to bed